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Yes, *you* can help make this collection of away messages grow! This is the procedure:

1. Think of a funny, original message people could and would use as their away message.

2. Select a suitable category. This is VERY important! If a wrong category is selected, the message might be automatically disapproved.

3. When in the correct category, select "Submit Away Message to this Category".

(you can also use the Category Shortcuts menu below, but only if you're absolutely sure about their description)

4. Enter your nickname, a short but well-describing subject, your away message and finally your e-mail address (this will only be used to contact you in case you've won something with your submission).

5. Once your message is submitted, Mess.be will choose to verify it. Verification take a couple of hours or days, depending on our work load.

RULES: A user submission is considered to be a royalty-free, irrevocable, non-exclusive license to Mess.be from the User, allowing its webmaster the right to use, reproduce, modify, publish, translate, distribute, and display them alone or as part of other works in any form, media, or technology. The user agrees not to post material that is copyrighted, unless he's the copyright owner or has the permission of the copyright owner to post it. Quotes are allowed as long as the author, singer, performer, etc. is mentioned in the subject or message body. This database can be accessed by anyone on the web, all ages and all races. Offensive messages are immediately disapproved.

English Away Messages

At School or College /// At Work /// Brainteasers & Puzzles /// Gaming /// Doing Homework or Writing Essays /// Funny /// General /// In Bed or on the Couch /// In the Bathroom, Bath or Shower /// Leave me Alone! /// Loving & Romancing /// On The Phone /// Out To Lunch /// Out to Party /// TV, Movies & Music

Dutch Away Messages (Nederlandstalig)

Aan De Telefoon /// Algemeen /// Gaming /// Huiswerk of taken /// Humor /// In Bed of de Zetel /// In de Badkamer, het Bad of de Douche /// Laat me met rust! /// Liefde & Romantiek /// Lunchpauze /// Op het werk /// Op school of universiteit /// Raadsels en hoofdbrekers /// TV, Film & Muziek /// Uitgaan & Op Stap